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Joke of the Day

"The difference between sexists and misogynists... Sexist: I like my women like I like my jeans - loose in the crotch! Mysogynist: I like my women like I like my jeans - acid washed!"

"Did you hear about the support group for people who talk too much? It's On & On Anon."

"Okay, 45-year-old divorced women on Facebook who are ""LUV'N' LIFE!"" Calm down. We get it."

"A bear walks into a bar... And he goes up the barman, rests his elbows on the bar, and says ""I'll have a pint... ... of beer please."" And the barman says, ""Why the big pause?"""

"Question: what is your best comeback to being called a motherf****r? examples: yes I did fuck your mom. Tell her hi. Tell her thanks for the crabs. Tell her I want the money she owes me."

"Caught out in the wilderness without any toilet paper? Just take a leaf out of Bear Gryll's book... Edit: Spelling"

"Little girls and fish Why do little girls put fishes down their pants? So the can smell like big girls!"

"Are you danish Because im going to leave a denmark on that ass"

"What do birds order when they go to Starbucks? Flappaccinos."

"My wife caught me crossdressing.. So I packed her things and left."