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Joke of the Day
"Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats anything. Especially fond of children."
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"Request: Your best British vs American jokes Reading jokes it occurs to me how different humour is on the other side of the pond. What's your favourite British vs American jokes?"
"(30 year old white guy voice) what we need is change in the political system which is why im voting for my neighbors dog that bites children"
"We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight."
"Fear does not exist in this dojo. And neither does air conditioning or proper ventilation, so you will all be sparring in your underwear."
"Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying this?"
"two cows in a barn One turns to the other and says, ""Man this mad cow disease really has me on edge."" then other cow says ""*Pshh* I don't care, I'm a helicopter!"""
"A man goes into the library and says ""Do you have that book about small penis's?"" Librarian says,"" I don't think it's in yet"". Man,"" Yes, that's the one""."
"Best part about marriage? NO MORE CONDOMS!!! Worst part about marriage? No more sex."
"I have a very obedient dog, whenever I tell him 'Are you coming with me or not?', he is coming with me. Or not."