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Joke of the Day
"Who is Chu? And why do no rappers fuck with him?"
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"[NSFW] So a guy in Belgium picks up a phone... ""Hey, who is this?"" ""Allah"" ""Allah who?"" ""Allahu akbar."""
"Me: can i play music Funeral director: that's not appropriate Me: nana would've wanted it Director: ok CD player: someBODY once told me"
"Why is sex like signing-on? Both involve a log-in."
"What's worse than locking your keys in your car at the abortion clinic? When you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger."
"How did ""El Chapo"" escape prison? Joaquin."
"Who's idea was it to package scissors in a package what requires scissors to open."
"Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle? He always gets stuck on across."
"After the Thanksgiving dinner, everyone says (-1)/8"
"50 cent declares bankrupcy... he hasnt got a dollar to his name"