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Joke of the Day
"Your mother reminds me of Eminem... She only worth fiddy cent."
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"What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man."
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"Is thinking about doing something! Now just got to think what that something will be!!!"
"What do you call a Asian walking a dog A vegetarian"