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Joke of the Day
"How are skinny jeans like a small mansion? They have no ball room."
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"Big shoutout to the lazy, seven year old idiot who named Red Delicious apples."
"Still waiting on the ""Once you go black, you'll never go back"" episode of Mythbusters."
"Don't you just hate those guys who show up at your door and tell you that you need to be saved or you'll burn? Fucking firemen."
"Q: What is hail? A: Hard-boiled rain."
"I am sad I can no longer get Arnold Palmer's at restaurants anymore But it looks like I can get an Arnold Embalmer now."
"What did the donuts do on their date? They glazed into each other's eyes"
"What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud? Mini Soda"
"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend I put a dollar in a jar. On Valentine's Day I use what I saved to buy a gift for her."
"What's the worst thing to say to a hipster? You remind me of someone"