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Joke of the Day

"Remember the Scooby Doo episode where they put Scooby down and gave Shaggy the death penalty for ripping the face off an innocent person?"

"A good old Dubya joke Why does Larua always have to be on top when she and Dubya have sex? Becuase all he can do is fuck up."

"Harrison Ford has broken his ankle. There will now be a new Star Wars cast."

"How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One they're just like the rest of us except they're good with money."

"What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty? Because they named him Stevie Twoder."

"Wife [interrogating]: How long have we been married dear? Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this."

"Money doesn't buy happiness..."

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile ""That's a pretty big word for a 10 year old"", I told her."

"My girl must be planning a big April fools joke or something. She's been agreeing w/ me all morning. Either that or she got mad cow disease."

"Americans choosing their orders at McDonalds more seriously than Their presidents."