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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Walrus go to the Tupperware store? Because he wanted a tight seal."

"A thimble, a battleship, a car, a wheelbarrow, a top hat, a dog, a shoe, and an iron walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve your kind here, can't be part of a Monopoly."""

"Donald Trump wants to become President This is not the first time he has tried to kick a black family out of their home. Credit : Snoop Dogg"

"What does going down on an old woman and a pork pie have in common? You have to bite off the crust, lick the gooey stuff before you get to the meaty bits"

"Did you hear about that AMA that guy with two dicks did? Yeah, I already . . . . . Reddit"

"It's a good thing Aquaman isn't black Shortest...comic book...ever!"

"What are people in motels doing that they need such a steady and reliable source of ice?"

"My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes. I asked her, ""What can I do to stop my addiction?"" She said, ""Whatever means necessary."" ""No it doesn't,"" I said."

"Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No I really did!"

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