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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the overweight, alcoholic transvestite? He liked to eat, drink, and be Mary."
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"How can the blind not see... Get rid of the Jews if he can't see what color their eyes are?"
"What did the banana say to the vibrator? ""I don't know why you're shaking...she's gonna EAT me!"""
"How do you know if a wizards gay? It disappears with a poof."
"I was driving down the road when I spotted a black man walking along carrying a TV over his shoulder... ...I asked myself, ""Is that mine?"" Then I realized, mine was at home shining my shoes!"
"How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal? It makes the front page."
"A black guy, mexican, and jew walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""Get the fuck out."""
"Rick Astley's movie collection... You can ask to borrow any movie from Rick Astley except for one. He's never gonna give you Up."
"What does a pirate's beard feel like? Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)"
"How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix? One? I say one."