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Joke of the Day
"The New York Mets."
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"What did ""O"" said to ""Q""? ""Dude, your *thing* is hanging out"""
"Just finished watching that Documentary on the invention of the shovel... Ground Breaking Stuff."
"I'm glad I know sign language... It comes in handy sometimes."
"When answering a Craigslist ad, clarify the meaning of ""XXX fun"" up front or else you could end up playing Nintendo with a large woman."
"People keep saying drugs are dangerous, I abused lots of drugs and I'm fine. It's only the people watching me through power sockets that are annoying."
"I'm giving up my husband for Lent."
"[preppin for rap battle] *pops retainer out* dont wanna give him any ammunition *takes off suspenders* that should do it *rollerblades away*"
"Officer, I swear there is a simple explanation.. ~me standing in the street with no pants, one sock and a turkey baster in my hand"
"Just received an invitation to the local nudists club... I though why not, I've got nothing on."