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Joke of the Day
"Why did the broken window not go to the doctor? He had no more pane"
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"Dirty Dancing is my favorite movie about a girl who cannot dance at all, but wins a dance competition because her partner has a great mullet"
"Just got off the phone with my mom. She had a nice talk."
"I don't necessarily enjoy being the bad influence...but hey, somebody has to do it!"
"Emos have the hairiest pussies Because you know they don't use those razor blades to shave"
"Vegetarians have been screaming, ""Save the Animals!"" for years. If they were really interested in animals, why do they keep beating a dead horse?"
"I was in a tornado. It sucked."
"Dr: Smoking weed causes memory loss Me: How? Dr: It just does Me: What just does? Dr: Smoking weed causes memory loss Me: How?"
"When life gives you melons... ...you probably have dislexia."
"What did the match box say to the match? You're fired!"