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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is a conservative? A: A liberal who's been mugged."
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"At the ripe old age of 900, in a universe inhabited by thousands of alien races, I bet Yoda had some pretty racist shit to say."
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"Yo mama is so hairy... ...She doesn't have a bush, she has a whole damn rain forest."
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"Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn't matter. Both ends stop."
"I see dead people."
"The Longest Joke Ever! My life"
"So I tried to get a ride from Subway., Turns out that they don't deliver"
"[Enters Building] ""Excuse..."" *Voice fades* ""... anyone..."" ""... how to..."" ""... out this..."" ""... ving door?"""