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Joke of the Day
"How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail."
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"A good day for a bad boy is talking a good girl into a bad decision."
"Do you know that horrible feeling of guilt when you eat all your kids candy? Me neither."
"""Dad, why isn't there chocolate meatloaf?"" - my brilliant 3 year old son Patrick"
"There were over 14,000 wars before McDonalds launched the Dollar Menu. Since launching it, there's only been 32. Those are just the facts."
"I was confused why my college wanted me to report my Mexican friend to the police Then j realised they were just asking me to turn in my essay."
"What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad? Chin up pal."
"Dad: Let's talk, we never talk. Me: Okay. I kinda wanna tell you something... Dad: You can tell me anything. Me: I'm Batman. Dad: Get out."
"How do you answer the door Mathematically? Door: ""What is 2+2?"" Me: ""4"" Door: ""Cool!"""
"How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor? Send them the Fine Brothers."