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Joke of the Day
"How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail."
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"What do you call it when Feminists own an independent sovereign state? A CUNTry. Yes, I'm terrible."
"What's the difference between Ant and Dec and lesbian sex? Nothing. They're both just a couple of cunts bouncing off each other."
"How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight? Delighted."
"The #1 rule of being a successful shirt: Always Be Clothing."
"What Did The Sushi Say To The Bee? Wassup bee"
"*wife offers me a sip of her water* m: Am I gonna catch what you have? w: No m: w: m: Are you sur- w: You're not going to get my period!"
"What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks? Milk and quackers."
"Jesus must have been a champ in bed... He only came once and people all over the world are waiting for him to come again"
"My fortune cookie just says Hahahaha. Is that good?"