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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor? Send them the Fine Brothers."
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"""Please let go of my hair"" -my gynaecologist"
"What kind of dish does LeBron like? anything with curry in it."
"I have two requests for my funeral 1) be scattered at Disney Land 2) not to be cremated"
"What did the slutty girl buy at the furniture store? One nightstand."
"How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!"
"My wife said i couldnt make a car out of spaghetti... should have seen her face when i drove pasta"
"1) Go to Starbucks 2) Order coffee 3) Tell them your name is Waldo 4) Leave"
"What do you call violence in the kitchen? Assault and pepper"
"What do you call a Dinosaur serial killer? A terror-Dactyl"