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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor? Send them the Fine Brothers."
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"Some Muslims were having an argument on my street the other day... I wanted to step in, but I was afraid it would blow up in my face."
"How do you organise games in Pompeii? Make aedile."
"What martial art did Hitler have a black belt in? Gazillion Jew-Jitsu"
"double midget jokes god save me When to know to kick a midget's balls? Ans - When he's next to your girlfriend and he says ""Her hair smells nice."" What do you call a midget vampire? Ans - Cocksucker."
"If you don't have any feelings watching a kid cry, most likely it's your kid."
"A Priest a Rabbi and a Nun walk into a bar The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this some kind of joke?"""
"Ladies, please. Get a hold of yourselves. There's enough of me to disappoint all of you."
"What is the unit of power? Yes"
"What do you call a Cuban on the moon? A Castronaut."