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Joke of the Day
"The joke's not here.... It's in the comments."
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"Naming my daughter ""A Relationship"" so I don't have to worry about punks wanting to be in her."
"It is said that the Welsh were the first to use condoms, by making them out of sheep intestines. But the English perfected this technique by removing them from the sheep first."
"Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds."
"A filthy dirty joke 4 white horses fell in a mud puddle!"
"A guy with a lisp once told me he would kill me in this very spot... He said it was my final deathtination."
"If people don't wish to discuss the cruel existential futility of all human endeavour they shouldn't say.. ...Good Morning in the first place."
"What's the best angle to tackle a problem? The try-angle"
"The first time I got up close and personal with a girl was round the back by the school bins. In hindsight, I wish I hadn't looked into that rubbish bag."
"I accidentally just sent a kissy face emoji to my female boss... and now we wait for the call from HR on Monday."