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Joke of the Day
"Yo mommas so ugly... Scorpion says ""STAY OVER THERE"""
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"I be a quantum pirate. I'll make ye walk the planck."
"What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time..."
"What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono."
"I'd like to commit suicide to get rid of my indecisiveness but I don't wanna jump into conclusions."
"There are only two types of guys that don't masturbate Those with no hands and those with no dick"
"Ever since they started calling pole dancers ""artists,"" I've been writing on my resume that my talents include ""moving in artistic circles."""
"Me: I can't get this star on top of the Christmas tree without a ladder, without dumping it over & ruining it. Whiskey: Yes you can."
"I'm not an alcoholic... My liver is evil and it must be destroyed."
"Knock Knock Whos There The Who The Who Who? Who Are you Who Who"