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Joke of the Day
"What do men who receive compressed porn files do when they are alone? They unzip."
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"Teens are like the Magic 8ball of humans, they think they have all the answers & you want to shake them because what they said was stupid."
"I got infatuated with a pizza. I thought it was just a *crust*. But damn, it was love at first *slice*"
"How much free space does Europe have ? 1 GB."
"Have you guys heard of the Ed Zachary disease? if you get the disease you'll look Ed Zachary like him!"
"Tell me about your time in the pornography business It's a schlong story."
"Doesn't it concern you that stick bugs are way more complex than stick people? They're on a whole other dimension"
"I love when bill collectors ask if you can borrow the money...uh I did that before and I think we both know how that turned out."
"What do you call an earthquake in NYC? Harlem Shake."
"This Uber driver is the worst. I can't roll down the windows, he keeps asking questions, the doors won't open, and now his siren is blaring."