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Joke of the Day
"What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist? tooth-hurty"
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"Two peanuts walk into a bar... One was a-salted."
"What does my finger and lemon pie have in common? They both have my rang on them."
"If there is a hurricane coming why don't we just name it a black name? For all we know, they would probaby never show up."
"What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat? You get kicked out of the petting zoo."
"Picking out the right Christmas tree is a science. Sneaking into your neighbor's yard to cut it down is an art."
"The Chocolate Bar by Ken I Havesum"
"A nutritionist wants us to examine a sandwich. So lettuce..."
"A psychology study suggests that when you are single, all you see are happy couples, When you are committed, you see happy singles."
"All I want in this world is some one I can turn to and yell, ""Avenge Me!!"" if I'm dying or wrongly accused of a crime. Oh and rocket shoes"