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Joke of the Day

"Picking out the right Christmas tree is a science. Sneaking into your neighbor's yard to cut it down is an art."

"What did the drug dealer say to his long time girlfriend? Marriage-u-wanna?"

"For breakfast this morning... I had ebola cereal!"

"What's the difference between period blood and sand? You can't gurgle sand."

"My friend David lost his id last week Now we just call him Dav"

"What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !"

"My doctor told me I am colorblind. I had no idea! It came right out of the green"

"Did you hear about them computer geeks, who were also miners by trade, who sang a cover of that Motorhead song? They called it The Acer Spades."

"10% luck... 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain 100% reason to remember *the game.*"

"I like my women as I like my classical regression model estimators: consistent, efficient, and fucking unbiased."