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Joke of the Day

"Two peanuts walk into a bar... One was a-salted."

"what do elephants use as a tampons? Sheep."

"Anyone wanna buy some housing in Baltimore with me? I hear there's a fire sale"

"Two crows fall in love, move in together, start a family. The perfect murder."

"What do you call an alligator that always starts fights? An instigator!"

"It's really crazy that you don't hear a round of applause every time you order a salad."

"My math teacher insulted me He called me a third derivative"

"The signature dish of a restaurant called the Twisted Rooster: Mobius Chicken Strips."

"A dog will never borrow money from you, and that's why he's man's best friend."

"Did you hear about the Lawyer who showed up to court without his attache? (original joke) Judge threw him out, said he didn't have a case."