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Joke of the Day

"If somebody stops to ask me directions, I give them directions to my house. see you in twenty minutes new best friend."

"My golf game is a lot like my iPad, I don't have an iPad."

"Why did the man fall off his bike Because someone threw a fridge at him"

"I used to be a man inside a woman's body... but then I was born."

"Why does Paris have the best theaters? The audience is always dead quiet.... Looks like i'm going to hell."

"A feminist and a Muslim walk into a bar. - Comedy removed due to copyright claim"

"BREAKING: Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys killed instantly by lack of oxygen."

"Ciger: close but no cigar."

"[Dumbledore gets hit with Avada Kedavra] HOUSE MD: I think he had lupus."

"If you asked everyone in the world whether they preferred bunnies or rats The results would be a little lop-sided."