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Joke of the Day

"If there is a hurricane coming why don't we just name it a black name? For all we know, they would probaby never show up."

"Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a ""Who has more testicles?"" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5."

"Adrian Peterson just announced his retirement from the NFL and will be joining the Minnesota Twins as a switch hitter. (Sorry, news was too depressing not to joke about it)"

"I started a club for guys who tell jokes about erectile dysfunction. It's a huge success because there's a shit ton of you out there."

"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patio furniture"

"I cross-bred an octopus and a panda. Let me know if you're interested in a pretty amazing hug."

"""Oh, just a scotch."" The bartender says, ""what can I get for you?"" A tachyon walks into a bar."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino!"

"Feminists: Look on the bright side... There will be more women in the White House than ever!"

"Two priests in a car... ... as a cop pulls them over. ""Sir, we are looking for two child molesters..."" The priests look at each other and after a short moment the driver says: ""Okay, we'll do it"""