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Joke of the Day

"If there is a hurricane coming why don't we just name it a black name? For all we know, they would probaby never show up."

"The classiest Minion is called a Filet Minion please fave and RT"

"Coughing problems -My wife is constantly coughing. We have tried everything and nothing helps. -Have you tried weed? -Yes, she is coughing and laughing."

"You call them natural disasters. I call them destructive criticism."

"What did the caveman say when he tried to have sex in his dark cave? I fucking rock."

"The way I feel when a waiter brings my food is probably similar to the excitement of a dude on Maury who just got told he's not the father."

"In Sweden paternity leave is a big thing. And it is very challenging, almost every father loses 23lb in the first few weeks. They have no idea where the baby is."

"How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life? He found a lump on his testicle."

"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in...."

"My interior decorator quit on her first day on the job. I told her to paint all the walls in my house to be green screens."