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Joke of the Day

"I worked a 10-hour day today... Sounds impressive to non-programmers who don't know binary."

"What was Hitler's least favorite drink? Juice"

"If you could choose between having a light saber or saving a child..... Which color light saber would you choose?"

"Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy? They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen."

"I get really freakin pissed off when complete strangers ask me a lot of questions. So no... the job interview didn't go very well."

"What do you call a sad robot? A woebot. :("

"I was surprised when my psychic friend complimented me on the way I had cooked his steak. ""Well done"" is rare from a medium."

"I knew a man with a mushroom farm. What a fun guy."

"Roses are Red - Good poem for your ex's Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you."

"Hey baby, are you a parking ticket? because i'm not going to pay you"