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Joke of the Day
"I worked a 10-hour day today... Sounds impressive to non-programmers who don't know binary."
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"Why are pirates good at singing? They have great hARRRmony. I'm sorry."
"I hate it when people come in my house and say hey do you have a bathroom?NO we shit in the sink"
"Two cannibals are eating a clown... One says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"Yea...sure! I was hoping someone would come and stand uncomfortably close to me today"
"What's the difference.... What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog? At least when you're eating pussy, you can see the asshole in front of you."
"The most dangerous piece of machinery a person can operate while drinking is the telephone"
"Hey Texas, in Florida it's legal to abort other people's kids up to 17 years."
"Should have never gave my cat a lemon, now he's walking around like a sour puss."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cosi ! Cosi who ? Cosi has to !"