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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Dubstep on a Mac? iDropIt"

"What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors? He has a reptile dysfunction."

"What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !"

"I like my coffee how I like my Death Stars: Gigantic, on the Dark Side and powerful enough to destroy a planet."

"What is the difference between quarter and the eighth. $50 bucks"

"The Funniest Joke I Ever Heard Was... Post them in here. Honestly, off the top of your head, post the funniest joke you've ever heard. Whether it's very long, or a simple one-liner, share it!"

"What is the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass. Yup, from HIMYM, but I believe in the episode Barney asked, ""What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?"""

"Where did the suicide bomber go when he died? EVERYWHERE!"

"Why was red sad? Because he was feeling blue"

"My superpower is turning ""never again"" to ""ok, one more time"""