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Joke of the Day
"I read that 10 out of 2 people are dyslexic That makes two of us"
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"(interviewer): do you have any questions? (me): ya can a werewolf bite really kill a vampire?"
"My hatred for Nicki Minaj probably stems from my fear of clowns."
"The inventor of the air conditioner has died. Thousands of fans attended his funeral."
"Must suck to see your ex getting married. I wouldn't know, all mine have died in mysterious, firey car crashes."
"What would twitch.tv's mafia be called? El Kappa"
"My friend doesn't believe in gosh. I'm afraid he'll go to heck."
"What's the difference between your child and your husband? At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit"
"You guys, how can true love still exist if we don't have mixed tapes anymore?"
"I never close my eyes in the shower because that's how murderers know when to show up and kill you."