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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee how I like my Death Stars: Gigantic, on the Dark Side and powerful enough to destroy a planet."

"Why was the sprout farmer so assertive? He was an alfalfa male."

"Food Fact: PringlesTM are actually shavings from the AllpringleTM, which resides in the center of the Earth"

"I put winks at the end of texts to add a confusing air of creepy. ""Making breakfast. ;)"" ""Walking the dog. ;)"" ""Broke in to your house ;)"""

"Two men were arguing when one goes: 'Come at me, you wanna fight? You can bring all your friends vs me'..... ... And then I'll beat up the BOTH of you."

"Q- How many billionaires does it take to make Batman A- Three. Two to die and one to never get over it. I heard this in the game Arkham Knight"

"How do you get rid of a Reddit admin? Chooter"

"I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

"I'm not insulting you.. I'm describing you.."

"What does an Irish Samuel L Jackson say when passing someone on the street? Top of the Mornin' Muthafucka!"