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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so fat.. she uses google plus(G+) instead of regular google"

"Some chick told me to get lost so I bought every season on DVD."

"The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge ""I dont recognize this court!"" ""Why?"" asked the Judge. ""Because you've had it decorated since the last time I was here."""

"I was going to tell a straight joke... Vagina fuck it"

"Irony is lost on kleptomaniacs because they take everything literally."

"Did you know that timing is the secret to great comedy? Like a head phone jack is the secret to a great phone."

"How can you tell if Trump is lying? His lips move. How can you tell if Clinton is lying? [deleted]"

"why did the bird-shit did not fall on the man standing under the tree right under the parrot? the bird was wearing underpants."

"Why did the accountant go crazy? He started to hear invoices in his head."

"Did you know Eazy E has a brother. His name is Hard D."