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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat.. she uses google plus(G+) instead of regular google"
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"What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air? Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)"
"I've worked at my job for 7 years & my boss still hasn't noticed that I only give Magic 8-Ball responses to all of his questions."
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot"
"Stupid people have it made. Nobody expects anything from them and when they do something right people act like they cured cancer."
"I thought I'd just discovered a mass grave for snowmen Turns out it was just a field of carrots"
"On a hot day, what did the pig say to the other pig after he came back from the car? ""It's bacon in there!"""
"My little Nephew told me this one. What do Trees and Dogs have in common? Bark."
"Hey baby..are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids in you"
"Not much of a ""First Aid"" kit if it doesn't have peanut butter in it."