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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Eazy E has a brother. His name is Hard D."

"I bought a My Little Pony T-shirt the other day. Because sometimes I just don't want anyone to approach me for any reason at all."

"Making jokes about rape is hard... because it's such a touchy subject and you always have to force it"

"Of course I believe you are God's gift to women. He gave us periods and painful childbirth. Why not you too?"

"Why don't old people have sex? Have you ever tried peeling a grilled cheese apart?"

"Heard of The Gay Martini? they're pretty strong. You drink just one and you can't see straight."

"Remember to check on your elderly neighbors to see if they have anything worth stealing."

"The letter I takes up less room than the letter W yet they're both counted as one character. If Twitter was an Airline this wouldn't happen."

"What's it called when you get a boner at a funeral? (NSFW) Mourning wood."

"Why was the schwa bad at giving speeches? He said ""uhh"" way too much."