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Joke of the Day
"How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis, tiny little knotziz"
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"A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies ""Sorry. We don't serve food""."
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"I pushed the happy button... ...I just made it depressed."
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"I asked my Welsh friend... How many shags have you had? He started counting then fell asleep."
"There was a kidnapping at my school today... It's okay guys, he woke up."
"How do you fix a Jack O Latern? With a pumpkin patch!"
"Where does one drown a hipster? In the mainstream."
"How the name WIFE was invented They took 1st and last 2 letters of WILDLIFE and invented WIFE :)"