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Joke of the Day
"What type of food do firefly's love to eat? Light food."
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"""I've changed my mind."" ""Thank God! Does it work better now?"""
"Why did the guitarist go to jail? For fingering a minor"
"Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone? Because the barracuda believed that ""anemone of my enemy is a friend."""
"Women with horses are rich versions of cat ladies."
"Listen guys, if a 5yo comes up to you and asks if it's true that zombies won't eat kids who eat their broccoli, BACK ME UP, DAMN IT."
"What's the best part about having a hooker die on you? The second hour is free."
"A gaggle of geese, a brood of hens, what do you call a group of turkeys? A corporation."
"In terms of sausages... Hitler was the wurst."
"Limericks eh? There once was a fellow named Blair Who was having his girl on the stair On the 44th stroke The banister broke So he finished her off in the air."