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Joke of the Day
"What's a frog's favorite place on the internet. ""Reddit."""
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"I'm going to name my dick Pride. So when I fuck your mom, she will be filled with Pride."
"DROWNING LAWYER Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him before he hits the water."
"daniel radcliffe's family were just known as the cliffe's until his great grandfather invented the kick flip"
"Why won't Santa be visiting Nigel Farage this year? He only comes if you sleep, not if Ukip."
"My head is throbbing, maybe i have amnesia nah, I don't remember hitting my head"
"What do you call a bunch of blondes waiting in line for meat? A barbie queue."
"Pretty sure 40% of Americans would vote for a giant finger that just pointed at people and said ""Their Fault."""
"Last night I was using Google docs This morning I decided to use Google moorings."
"What's the difference between the Canadian-American border and a performance enhancing drug? Niagara Falls, Viagra rises."