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Joke of the Day
"SM A Masochist walks up to a Sadist. Masochist: Hurt me. HURT ME! Sadist: No."
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"family member: what are you doing with your life? me: it's a surprise"
"A toothless budgie will always achieve his goals Because they always succeed"
"I'm building an exercise machine for Ray and Dave Davies. I'm still working out the kinks."
"The nephew I'm babysitting has been in a corn maze since Thursday, but I rationalize by thinking he has plenty to eat."
"Good effort but we all know you're the ugly one in your two person profile picture."
"America is 5 wars away from receiving a free one."
"Did you guys hear about Freddie Mercury's bedroom furniture store? Nothing Really Mattress. They only sell queen size."
"They say you get closer to God when you die.. because you stop existing"
"""If you were a spy and having drinks at a spy bar, what would you want?"" ""I could tell you, bud, I'd have tequila."""