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Joke of the Day

"The nephew I'm babysitting has been in a corn maze since Thursday, but I rationalize by thinking he has plenty to eat."

"Why don't Episcopalians play chess? They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen"

"Who build King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference"

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only cums once a year!"

"A Man's Biggest Hope Most men hope they will marry a nymphomaniac. The problem is, that after a few years, the nympho leaves but the maniac is still there."

"STDs are like pokemons... To be cool, you gotta catch 'em all."

"I wrote a book about a man that chokes to death on his own fart. I've called it: ""Gone With The Wind""."

"If shes's being being anal about it Give her sex and you'll make her whole day, Give her anal sex and you'll make her hole weak"

"It's amazing with all of the bars in Boston that AT&T; only has one."

"Zen master: Do you possess the Buddha nature? Me: Well, I've spent 49 days under a tree. But that was just laziness."