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Joke of the Day

"What does a Jewish man attacking Pearl Harbour say? Torah! Torah! Torah!"

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"How is a hailstone like an onion? -They are both whitish and have layers"
"How I feel when watching youtube... I dont mind the buffer ... I dont mind the adds... But when the ads buffer... I suffer"
"Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter? Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar."
"Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old."
"Not to brag, but I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me. With just the tip."
"What do you call that lever on a desk chair that adjusts lower back support? The Lumbar Jack"
"My wife wants to lose some weight,so she is doing a lot of horse riding. and,what are the results? for one week horse lost 20 pounds."
"If I can pick up your dog with one hand, congratulations you own a cat."
"Beef Jokes What's a cow no legs? Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs? Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs? Sarah Palin"