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Joke of the Day

"So about that guy with the premature ejaculation problem.... ...i heard he comes out of nowhere"

"Since we're still doing Pirate Jokes... What's the Pirates favorite letter? Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 but how did they get in there?"

"Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive"

"What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block."

"He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick."

"I never knew who my father was Until my mom revealed that she had a sex change"

"I like my Jews like I like my juice. Concentrated."

"why was the broom late for work? he overswept!"

"Did you hear about the man without a penis? He came out of nowhere!"