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Joke of the Day

"Felt sad when I heard Taylor Swift is now with Tom Hiddleston. Apparently, my subconscious thought I had a chance with Tom Hiddleston."

"I asked God for a bike But I know God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness."

"The age old question... The age old question, if I paint my car black will it stop working or will it run faster?"

"Koala joke Where do koalas go to school?"

"The knowledge that Jersey Shore is known as ""Macaroni Rascals"" in Japan may just be the most important of my lifetime."

"What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !"

"""Oh, Monster TRUCK rally. Haha of course..."" *Frankenstein slowly backs out of the room, hiding a 24 pack of condoms behind his back*"

"If your religion is worth killing for, start with yourself."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping all day."

"My grandpa has a heart of a lion... ... and a lifetime ban from the zoo."