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Joke of the Day
"I've been diagnosed with chronic fear of giants; Feefiphobia"
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"Why are there only seat belts in the end of the bus? Because #backlivesmatter"
"I bought my friend an elephant... I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said ""Thank you."" I said ""Don't mention it."""
"A ginger wanted to join the Jazz band... But he didn't have enough soul."
"Reddit is the ultimate safe space for the most oppressed human that ever lived... ...The white middle-class American male."
"What the mothers against drunk driving aren't counting on is my innate ability to run people over while sober."
"A: Took my temperature today. B: Oh really? A: No, rectally."
"Would you rather have parkinsons or alzheimers? Personally I'd rather have parkinsons, cos I'd rather have half a pint than forget where I've put it!"
"If ebola had a font it would be www.dafont.com/ebola-font.font"
"Relationships are all about finding someone that works opposite hours than you so you never have to see them."