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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an impotent lizard? A reptile dysfunction"
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"Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm? The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk."
"My favorite name for a planet is Saturn... it has a nice ring to it."
"When does a Smurf pull his pants down? Once in a blue moon."
"Why do hipsters love 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'? because it was the first Indie film."
"Some people think it's difficult to live with Erectile Dysfunction But really, it's not that hard."
"I wish my kid had a ""BAD MOTHERFUCKER"" tattoo so that when asked which one was mine I could say ""THE ONE THAT SAYS BAD MOTHERFUCKER ON IT!"""
"If you could go back in time, would you kill Hitler or just watch movies that aren't about superheroes?"
"""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."""
"I am at my most drunk when I go from chat room to chat room yelling WHO STOLE MY POPTART!!"