199909

Joke of the Day

"I became a banker. Then I lost interest."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"I once saw a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds..."

"I wonder what song the Little Mermaid was singing when she viciously ripped a clam in half to make a bikini top?"

"[phone rings in 1984] ""Eric get the phone"" Hello? ""Tell em I'm not home."" She's not home. ""Ask who it is."" My mom wants to know who this is."

"On what grounds did the wife divorce her husband when she found out he was having an affair with the leader of Cuba? Infidelity"

"What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons? Harambae"

"Need a Polygon ? Why not Trape**z**oidberg"

"Do not tell a kid you didn't understand his joke unless you have 4 hours free to hear the explanation."

"There should be a millennial edition of Monopoly where you just walk around the board paying rent, never able to buy anything."