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Joke of the Day

"One night stand because my bedroom is narrow."

"The Whale was uneasy. ""I'm afraid Jonah is not satisfied with his accommodations"" said the whale. ""What gave you that idea?"" queried the octopus. ""Oh, I have inside information"" said the whale."

"There was this story on overcrowded animal shelters... I just couldn't put it down."

"What exactly is the difference between a New York City Park bathroom and a Law & Order crime scene?"

"If your best clothes proudly advertise Monster Energy Drink, you can't be left alone with your best looking cousin."

"I recently submitted my resume to Sony But they canceled the interview"

"Don't give her a Fitbit for Mother's Day. I repeat, don't give her a Fitbit for Mother's Day."

"You wana hear a cat joke? Naw, I'm just kitten."

"What do you call an old skeleton's jokes? *Dry humer!*"

"Nerdiest joke I know. I'd tell you a joke about UDP packets, but I'm not sure you'd get it."