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Joke of the Day

"A man is standing on club street thrusting in public. A cop taps him on the shoulder and says ""What are you doing?"". The man replied ""Fucking nothing""."

"The waitress just asked, ""Still happy over here, guys?"" and I'm not sure how to respond."

"Just back from the market. TIL People also stop using deodorant or soap for Ramadan."

"Why do Nuns always wear Black & White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have."

"""McDonald's sales soar thanks to all day breakfast"" In unrelated news toilet paper stocks have risen and plumber businesses have been unable to keep up with demands for work."

"""How do you talk to an angel"" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess? ""How do you hold her close to where you are"" Me: Aren't most angels men?"

"I wish my parents ran when they heard The Rolling Stones. Now they're stuck under a pile of rocks."

"How does a sloth hang itself? By trying to jump rope."

"Toddlers always feel like the floor of a movie theater."

"What did the dog say to the pig? You are just a bore."