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Joke of the Day
"Women with large breasts are generally more successful than men with large breasts."
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"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things."
"Which profession has the worst sense of humour? Well, chiropodists like *corny* jokes. But opticians like them *cornea*."