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Joke of the Day

"Which profession has the worst sense of humour? Well, chiropodists like *corny* jokes. But opticians like them *cornea*."

"Rapture's tomorrow. Christians will be flying up into the air to meet Jesus. Two words: DUCK HUNT"

"Clean sheet day!! *brushes Pringles crumbs over to his side of the bed*"

"Don't be sad if you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day Most people don't have AIDS on World AIDS day either."

"What were the Crocodile Hunters last words? ""You Irwin some you Irlose some"" Then he dieded."

"German people are so rude. I helped someone in Berlin and all he did was call me ""donkey."""

"Saw (2004, Horror): An old man gives 2 people instructions on how to walk out of a bathroom. 102 minutes."

"Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!"

"I've never panned for gold... But I have put bacon bits in my salad."

"Poor onions I cried when my Dad sliced Onions. I missed Onions. He was a good dog."