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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells? Cancer cells can get Jobs."
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"One good thing about pedophiles....! At least they drive slow in school zones...!"
"I like to make jokes about summarizing stories without context. For example: *...Long story short, my mother isn't allowed to walk on the neighbor's lawn anymore*"
"What did the tomato say to the mushroom? ""You're a fun guy"""
"Did you hear about the incest convention? Every mother-fucker was there!"
"Did you hear about that giant cooling device in Florida? It was a Miami heat fan."
"Waiter: how were your steak and eggs Me: just okay Waiter: oh no Me: you could say they were Waiter: please no Me: *sips mimosa* meaty yoker"
"I once had sex with a frog... it was ribbiting!"
"Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend? Because every day is a sadder-day."
"Anything u say can & will be used against u, in an argument, 10 months from now, because I'm a woman. And, we never forget. Anything. Ever."