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Joke of the Day

"$500 worth of condoms and lubricant were stolen overnight from a Sydney sex shop. Police described the thieves as slippery,well covered,hardened criminals."

"Chicago's a dangerous place. Last time I visited I stole two cars and a lady's purse."

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile yesterday... ...so I said, ""That's a big word for a seven-year-old"""

"And then the doctor says... Now, what did I do with my pen?"

"So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back... Apparently it's an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."

"Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull."

"I can't believe I live in a world where our only defense against a blizzard is buying extra milk."

"All the world does is try to tear us apart. -me to my bed every morning"

"Did you hear about the guy who died after eating chicken? The meat was fowl."

"I'm a racist I think the human race is the best one."