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Joke of the Day

"What did the frustrated cannibal do? Threw his hands up"

"Ruth wasn't invited to the party. The people at the party were ruthless."

"What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday? Thanks for sediments"

"I started studying Tai Chi, so I wouldn't recommend getting in a slow-motion fight with me..."

"Why did the couch give the table a dollar? Because it was for chair-ity"

"I use Facebook mostly to keep in touch (without leaving the house) with people whom I do not wish the share my cell number with..."

"""How did your *looks down at notes scribbled on hand* favorite sports team do in their *looks down again* sporting contest today?"""

"My friend's Italian mom recently broke her collarbone skiing, and has very limited movement in her left arm. She says the main problem is the speech impediment."

"Lawyer Joke You know it was a cold day in Washington when you see lawyers walking around with their hands in their own pockets."

"Happy Groundhog day, everyone!"