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Joke of the Day
"Why can't gingers run? Because they have no soles"
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"If you can be Batman, always be Batman Some people are Jewish, some are Arabs, but I prefer to be Christian Bale."
"What do you a call girl with a saggy vagina shaking her booty? Beef twerky."
"[phone rings] ""Is your refrigerator running?"" *looks over at fridge holding a lighter up to a spoon* ""I don't know what he's doing anymore."""
"Where would we be in the world without humour? Germany."
"What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today? He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, ""Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"""
"Do other animals have signature tranquilizers, or are horses just especially stressed out?"
"When I see a guy sleeping on an unfolded cardboard box, I never know if he's homeless or just tired from breakdancing."
"Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. You don't need a light bulb when you have a glass ceiling"