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Joke of the Day

"A Welshman is talking to his girlfriend... when she asks, ""How many sexual partners did you have before me?"" ""I don't know."" replies the Welshman. ""Everytime I try and count them I fall asleep."""

"What do you call an oyster who can't find another job? A clamboni driver!"

"Guaranteed best way way for anyone to catch a Bird.(pour salt on it) Because If you pour salt on it, your close enough to just pick it up."

"Do you want to have a home? You need a ho and you need me"

"Where did Noah keep his bees? In his ark hives"

"Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board."

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60, she's 97 today... and we don't know where the fuck she is."

"If Hodor was black Wouldn't his name be Hodeedoe?"

"Did you hear about greek porn? They can't do money shots anymore"

"TwoXchromosomes is so annoying. It sounds like a bunch of crying girls all joined up in one place."