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Joke of the Day
"Where did Noah keep his bees? In his ark hives"
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"I am writing a book about the history of camping. It's all in past tents."
"What do you call Jewish folk that died from agent orange? *german accent* Orange Juice"
"What did the retarded chef say after watching terminator PASTA LA VISTA HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *TAKES OFF ALL HIS CLOTHES AND RUBS HIS NIPPLES*"
"I once bought an alcoholic ginger beer. He wasn't very pleased."
"How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? It depends on how thinly you slice them."
"The best thing after an intensive argument is the reconciliation sex... ...but boy, do I hate to argue with my in-laws."
"Would it be dangerous for a human to live 65 million years ago? You bet jurassic would."
"What's a cats favorite firearm? A meowser"
"What happens if you try to sit on Death's couch? There will be grim reaper cushions"