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Joke of the Day
"Where did Noah keep his bees? In his ark hives"
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"Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Cause the it would be a foot!"
"A computer once beat me at chess. But it was no match for me at kickboxing."
"I just got a new universal remote Wow! This changes everything..."
"Michelle takes Sasha and Malia on a trip to Paris for the week. Wanks Obama."
"On Facebook: Them: Look! We're at the beach! Me: Look! I'm in your house!"
"What do you call an overweight psychic? A four-chin teller."
"News: Man dies of heart attack while donating to a sperm bank He came and went at the same time"
"Why was Hitler a great comedian? Cuz you can't spell slaughter without laughter"
"My newly married friend begins most sentences with, ""My husband said."" My go to response is, ""My dogs haven't said much today."""