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Joke of the Day
"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are on a sinking boat, who survives ? America"
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"Dont lie about your job, just word it better. Ex: ""I handle client transactions at a fortune 500 multi-national corp"" vs ""I cashier at KFC"""
"That awkward movement when you... read movement as moment."
"The cancellation of the Golden Girls must have been devastating to the shoulder pad industry."
"I failed my Health and Safety class test today. Apparently, when they ask you,""In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"" ""F**kin' large ones"" is not the correct answer."
"Have you ever looked at someone's phone's selfie wallpaper and look at the owner and look again at their selfie and back again to the owner?"
"What jedi is the best at opening PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"
"Why did the blonde wear green lipstick? Because red means stop ;D"
"When my cats look out the window at another cat I like to pretend they're judging and disparaging it with little British accents."
"And the Lord said unto John... ""Come forth and you will receive eternal life."" But John came fifth, and he won a toaster."