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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? ... There was nothing left but de Brie."

"The best pirate joke(in your best pirate voice): What is a pirates favorite letter? Every body says its the ""R"" but it is actually the ""C."""

"What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of? A Doberman puncher!"

"What's the difference between a hooker and jesus? The look on their face when you're nailing them."

"Nothing worse than wasting a good mood by being around family."

"Knock knock! ""Who's there?"" ""L.A."" ""L.A. who?"" ""L.A. who Akbar!"""

"What was the bear's favourite pick-up line? Hey baby, what's ursine?"

"What does a drama student do while stuck in Math class? she cos(plays)"

"Go to a fancy restaurant. Order the lobster. Order it alive. When it comes, order food for your new pet lobster. Then take lobster home."

"You think you're pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone else's shower."